When it comes to making lineups out of college alumni I think the NBA is the only sport where you can actually make a decent amount of complete starting lineups. Most of the schools I'm about to list will be pretty obvious, but I'd say at least a few of them might come as a surprise. (My beloved Longhorns being one of them of course, why else would I do the research?) Also a few schools mentioned in Pat Forde's top ten programs are missing. Kentucky, Louisville, and Indiana to be exact. And before you start arguing at how B.S. this list is, note that I'm making the lineups by CURRENT NBA players, and by their current level of skill, injured or not. (For example, Gilbert Arenas.)
Hypothetical #2
Which college's alumni, currently playing in the NBA, would make the best lineup?
I'm taking the top six players and making the best starting lineup, along with a sixth man. I'm taking position into consideration as much as possible but inevitably some lineups might be heavily weighted towards a certain position, because I'm still trying to take the best six players. A few colleges have great players in the NBA (Syracuse, Georgetown, Marquette) but not enough to make a decent lineup. As you can see I added a poll gadget to my blog so you can vote which team you think is the best, but I'm listing my personal top ten (with an admitted slight bias for Texas) in order from worst to best. By the way, I used basketballreference.com as my source, but they don't have this years rookies, although I did my best to include them. Here goes:
10. Georgia Tech
5 - Chris Bosh
4 - Matt Harpring
3 - Thaddeus Young
2 - Stephon Marbury
1 - Jarret Jack
6th - Javaris Crittenton
9. Florida
5 - Al Horford
4 - David Lee
3 - Udonis Haslem
2 - Mike Miller
1 - Corey Brewer
6th - Joakim Noah
8. UCLA
5 - Kevin Love
4 - Trevor Ariza
3 - Matt Barnes
2 - Baron Davis
1 - Russell Westbrook
6th - Jordan Farmar
7. Kansas
5 - Nick Collison
4 - Drew Gooden
3 - Paul Pierce
2 - Kirk Hinrich
1 - Mario Chalmers
6th - Darrell Arthur (you can go with Brandon Rush or Julian Wright if it makes you feel better)
6. TEXAS
5 - LaMarcus Aldridge
4 - Kevin Durant
3 - Maurice Evans
2 - Daniel Gibson
1 - TJ Ford
6th - DJ Augustin
5. Arizona
5 - Channing Frye
4 - Andre Igoudala
3 - Richard Jefferson
2 - Gilbert Arenas
1 - Mike Bibby
6th - Jason Terry
4. North Carolina
5 - Rasheed Wallace
4 - Antawn Jamison
3 - Marvin Williams
2 - Vince Carter
1 - Raymond Felton
6th - Rashad McCants
3. Duke
5 - Carlos Boozer
4 - Elton Brand
3 - Loul Deng
2 - Corey Maggette
1 - Chris Duhon
6th - Shane Battier
2. UCONN
5 - Emeka Okafor
4 - Charlie Villanueva
3 - Ray Allen
2 - Richard Hamilton
1 - Ben Gordon
6th - Caron Butler
1. Wake Forest
5 - Darius Songalia
4 - Tim Duncan
3 - *insert Al-Farouq Aminu in 3 months
2 - Josh Howard
1 - Chris Paul
6th - *insert Jeff Teague in 3 months
I know putting soon-to-be rookies on the Wake Forest squad is cheap, but they will be in the NBA as soon as the draft comes, and I think it's safe to say they'll both come out, even after they laid an egg against Cleveland St., which killed my bracket no less. With the best power forward and point guard in the game in this lineup, along with an all-star caliber (not of late, believe me, I'm a Mavs fan) small forward, I feel you can throw anyone in there with them, thats just how good I think they are. Also, you can put up good arguments to swap my 4 and 5, and my 6 and 7, but that's just how I see it. (And I see it from 5'7" off the ground with only one year of high school basketball experience; I'm not claiming to be anything I'm not, but I am a fan.)
**BONUS**
If you can consider this a bonus, I'm making the lineups of players who didn't play college basketball (in the U.S.). One American and one international. I hope after you see these two lineups it should be understood which one I think is better, not that the other one isn't also amazing.
International
5 - Yao Ming
4 - Pau Gasol
3 - Dirk Novitzki
2 - Manu Ginobili
1 - Tony Parker
6th - Jose Calderon
U.S.
5 - Dwight Howard
4 - Kevin Garnett
3 - Lebron James
2 - Kobe Bryant
1 - Monta Ellis
6th - Amare Stoudamire
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I'm sending out an S.O.S.
Since I gave you my much anticipated (by me) 2nd installment of Beer Me a Hypothetical, I figure I'd include my 2nd installment of Sending out an S.O.S. I know just because it's the second time I've done it, doesn't make it it cool. We are in agreement, don't worry. This one goes out to Mark Titus, you may have read his blog or seen him as a listed inspirer on my profile, either way, he deserves a shout out (however insignificant this one may be). He is the founder of a club and blog called Club Trillion. I highly suggest you read it, or listen to the Bill Simmons Podcasts that he has been on (two to date). Anyway, he is an ex-manager turned scholarship player turned walk-on for the Ohio State Buckeye basketball team and he gives quite the humorous and sawesome insight to life as a college basketball bench-rider. Obviously he has gained quite the recognition since he has been on a couple of BS Reports (Simmons' podcasts), not to mention his blog receives about 10,000 hits per day. All this in the span of about five months. Impressive? I think so. But the main reason he gets the shout out is not because of what I just mentioned, no, instead it is because the fact that as an otherwise irrelevant part of the college basketball scene, he has managed to garner the attention of Erin Andrews, whom he jokingly refers to as Erin Andrews-Titus. I'm not trying to be one of those VH1-esque gossip blogs talking about Erin Andrews' love life and what not, I'm just saying that he managed to get her to track him down for a conversation (as he stated in his second BS Report appearance), and if that doesn't make you just a little bit jealous, well than you might just have to check the room your reading this in and make sure it's not a closet. Anyways, regardless if it ever reaches your computer screen (I would bet against it on Streak for the Cash) here's your shout out Mark "The Shark" Titus.
Here's a sample of his humor at work, pre-blog era. More of the same is found at his blog which you should read.
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Since this entry has a basketball theme, I figure I'd correlate the only (regretfully so) YouTube clip with the rest of the entry. This video helps explain why I "choose" not to dunk. Note, me not dunking has nothing to with being 5'7" or lack of levitation-ability, homes. Instead, it has to do with a fear of heights. I enjoy being near the ground, much unlike the girl in this video. Enjoy.
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Before your attention span deserts you
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